BLOSSOM BIKE

It’s exactly like a regular bike. But it’s better. Because it’s covered in cherry blossoms. And only 99 cents. This is new detail

Product Details:

• Caution: you may need to get a better bike lock
• Definitely NOT stationary. Take it places, please.
• Will make younger you incredibly jealous
• May or may not take you to pick up Arizona Hard Tea.
• Instructions not included. It does what bikes do.
• First come, first served, while quantities last!
• Must be legal drinking age to purchase.
• Open to all residents of Canada, excluding Quebec.
• Delivery is included at no additional cost.
• Shipping & delivery estimated 90 days from purchase. Sale Terms